The Ballad Of Chicken Loser

Great stuff from FireDogLake, who I do not visit half as often as I should (*):

With that, Wimpy Chimpy leapt to his feet, still clutching a frog.

"AIR ASSAULT!" he bellowed as he charged off down the path ahead of Chicken Loser and Windsey Lindsey. "An' Ah got Saddam's pistol!"

* Well, actually, I never visit her, but I obviously should!