Friday, June 20, 2008

How To Lose Friends And Not Influence People

Proceed as follows:

1. Start a blog.

2. After a few years, close the blog. Say goodbye to all your readers.

3. A few weeks later, start blogging again.

4. After another year, stop blogging again. Say goodbye to all your readers.

5. Start blogging again.

6. Start a new blog.

7. Then another.

8. And another.

9. Then stop blogging again. Say goodbye to all your readers. Delete all your links. Change email addresses.

10. Start blogging again.

11. Stop blogging. Say goodbye to all your readers.

12. Start again.

13. Stop. Say goodbye to all your readers.

14. Start a new blog. Change email addresses.

15. Etc.

Repeat ad nauseum. Wonder why nobody understands.