Wednesday, July 16, 2008

John "Emo" Howard Calls For Mass Suicides

Addressing the dwindling remnants of his Liberal cult, John Howard last night suggested mass suicide was an option:
"We are out office federally and we are out of office in every state and in the two territories. We've not been in that situation before. And it might be easy to get a little depressed, to think: `What's gone wrong?' and lapse into a bit of wrist-slashing. Well, that's one thing you can do."
Like the Chaser boy said:
"I always knew he was hiding it."